Amber Heard

She's all I needed.

All I needed to see before turning off the wretched The Informers, Gregor Jordan's adaptation of Brett Easton Ellis' novel. Calling it wretched isn't exactly fair, as I only watched ten minutes of it, but holy fuck those ten minutes were enough.

After a terrible first scene, we cut to Amber Heard riding some guy in the nude. It's amazing. She is just insanely attractive. Then we go to a new scene with Lou Taylor Pucci and his totally 80s hair doing a sweet drugged out LA '80s accent. I couldn't handle it. And honestly, Amber Heard is why I rented this in the first place.

Also, the disc was already starting to to freeze up and what not. This film is cursed. The discs want no one to watch it.

I'm about to watch the new Romanian film Police, Adjective, and having read that it's all about the deconstruction of law and language, I am extremely excited.

Tomorrow is a new year, and a new decade. Here's to Amber Heard finding more roles that at some point in the script and development stage sound really substantial and awards-worthy, and thus require more nudity.